My plan for banishing that wretched back fat

Oh hi! The Taskmaster (that's you, db) has noted that I might perhaps be the only Piggie who has not posted their shrinking plan, and so, in a fit of pique (does that burn calories?) I have pulled together this multimedia presentation for y'all for enjoy like a boiled egg on dry toast.

My Plan, by Tiff.

Less of this (I'll miss you!)

More of this (oh dear Lord)


And this (zoom!)

so I stop looking like this (a modest exaggeration, I must note)



and end up more like this (also - exaggeration, but a girl can dream of what life MIGHT be like with about 50 pounds lost).


Specifically - no drinkies 4 days a week, exercise EVERY day for 30 minutes, and that's it. I'm not going to sacrifice eating, because in truth I don't do too badly there. The cuple too-tree cocktails a day? Gotta go. The sitting on my butt all day and think thing that washing dishes is a workout? Also gotta go. But best of all, that double chin doesn't know it yet, but it's HISTORY. Just ask Jack, he knows how:

Everybody, fingertips on eyebrows, and 1 and 2 and 3!