My Plan, by Tiff.
Less of this (I'll miss you!)
More of this (oh dear Lord)
And this (zoom!)
so I stop looking like this (a modest exaggeration, I must note)
and end up more like this (also - exaggeration, but a girl can dream of what life MIGHT be like with about 50 pounds lost).
Specifically - no drinkies 4 days a week, exercise EVERY day for 30 minutes, and that's it. I'm not going to sacrifice eating, because in truth I don't do too badly there. The cuple too-tree cocktails a day? Gotta go. The sitting on my butt all day and think thing that washing dishes is a workout? Also gotta go. But best of all, that double chin doesn't know it yet, but it's HISTORY. Just ask Jack, he knows how:
Everybody, fingertips on eyebrows, and 1 and 2 and 3!