Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I resisted

Had a meeting last night before practice at a local chain coffee shop/restaurant. The kind where they leave full color, laminated dessert menus laying around on the table. I have a REALLY hard time resisting the chocolate cream pie. Or Ice Cream. Heck, a couple of weeks ago, I had a damn brownie sundae for dinner.

But resist I did. The biscuit with butter and honey wasn't much better, but it was a lot smaller of a serving than pie or ice cream and the honey quenched my sugar craving.

That's not why I'm proud though. I'm proud because 4 cupcakes walked into my office today piled high with whipped cream frosting. I could SMELL the sweet whipped creamy perfume. They winked and sashayed and flipped their hair at me (last Friday the same kind of cupcakes wandered into my office and I ate TWO) They blew kisses and showed me their cleavage.

And I walked away. I want to enjoy my weekly treat and if the boy decides to take me out to dinner and ice cream, I don't want to have to watch him eat it because I couldn't walk away from a handful of cake. Plus, I would really like to be able to post a loss next week...


No Celery Please said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm cupcake cleavage.

There was leftover salad in the breakroom yesterday.

I ate some.

Yeah, I know "leftover salad" doesn't sound too bad. But there were chopped up fried chicken fingers on that salad.

Man, they were good.

Today... goal number one. DO NOT GO IN THE BREAKROOM!!!!

db grin said...

Cupcake cleavage... Who knew there was an actual company called Cleavage Cupcakes? I didn't, but I do now.

My breakroom is my own kitchen. On the plus side, people don't usually waltz in here with strange wonderful goodies. On the minus side, there's lots of food in the house.

tiff said...

I will just BET that somewhere on the internet there is a picture of cupcake cleavage. Naughty cupcakes.

the only daughter said...

IF cupcakes waltzed into our breakroom, I'd be havin 'em, cleavage and all. Buuuut, since they hardly ever do, I'm safe.

Kudos to you for resisting the charms of those delectable delights.

Ginamonster said...

Come to think of it, I have some pictures of cupcakes and cleavage. Maybe I'll go ahead and edit for your pleasure!

No Celery Please said...

lol - love the food porn!

SagaciousHillbilly said...

When a cupcake shows me her cleavage, I'm done. . . cream filling and all.

tiff said...

Most excellent photo.