What Week Is It?

Ok, doing the math here... we started this little Smackdown on January 7. It's now March 6, which makes this the Week 8 Report. Out of 26 weeks.

So, we're almost 1/3 (30.8%) of the way there!

Results as reported to this reporter:

Joe Shmoe: No change. Total to date: -2 (5% of goal)
Biff Spiffy: UP 1. Total to date: -18 (51.4% of goal)
Tiff: Down 1. Total to date: -12 (34.3% of goal)
Schischter: Down 1. Total to date: -5 (14.3% of goal)
Renn: UPDATED! Down 1. Total to date: -7 (29.2% of goal)

Excellent work shrinkers!